I know I only have to write two exams, I know. It's not much at all. If I do four lessons a day, everything'll be ace! I'll finish all my portions in like two weeks, and then revise, revise, revise!
Quite a fabulous fucking plan, the only flaw being that I'm a terrible procrastinator and instead of studying I'm writing this shitty post about studying.
Fortunately, my mother has taken my other distraction - my phone - away, because I failed to wash my underclothes when asked to (too much information? Sorry, internet). So no Relay (for Reddit), no Whatsapp, no fucking Zoidtrip (why do I download shitty games?) and no Facebook to poke my loser friend and brother. Before you point out that I could be doing these things on my laptop, let me tell you that it's too fucking tedious. I have instead settled for reading book samples on my Kindle - book samples, the best parts of the Raven Cycle, and the Communist Manifesto (DOWN WITH THE BOURGEOISIE!).
It is nearly noon and I have not bathed yet. I am a failure in life, and I am sitting here having accepted this fact, going so far as to publish it for all the world to see. I need help. If you know me, live in my city and happen to see me walking aimlessly in the streets, doing anything that is not studying, be sure to pick up a stone and chuck it at me. I will not press charges.
Having wasted a significant amount of time, I will now leave.
And down with the Bourgeoisie!
LOL
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