Hello, people.
It pains me to blog about commonplace things like school and books and life, when in actuality I am supposed to be giving you some sexy snog scenes to read, but life is full of shattered hopes and broken promises and such things. I will however, mercifully spare you all by NOT fangirling about Nicholas Hoult's hands, eyes, nose, body anddick various other parts of his body.
Having waited half an hour after typing that, and deciding not to talk about things that require talking about, like the lack of appreciation for non-political or social comics in India or the ridiculous ideologies of the teachers in our school, I have decided I will talk about Seth Meyer's smile.
For once, I actually watched a whole Saturday Night Live episode (cue clapping and cheering and noting down of this incident - maybe next year we'll have a Google doodle just for it) and while I have seen bits of 'The Weekend Update' before, I truly fell in love with Seth's smile this time. In fact, so in love with his smile was I that I proceeded to say a thing so drastic (true, but drastically so) that the people who know of my obsessions would quite possibly faint.
Seth Meyers has a smile more amazingly wonderful than Nicholas Hoult's.
Nicholas has a smile worthy of an angel, the way it's all so shy and adorable with his lips the way they are. I would make sweet love to him every time he smiled, and I'd say things just to make him smile (that's a lot of sex, I know).
Now, Seth's smile. Seth has this beautiful, beautiful smile that's so real it makes you smile with him. It's not the sort of smile that makes your hormones go wild, it's the smile that makes you feel warm and happy and it's more beautiful than Nick's just because of that.
Kindly note, however, this doesn't mean I will stop fangirling about Nick. As I said, shattered hopes are what life is all about. However, I might actually watch SNL regularly, so jolly good. Anyway, I have successfully wasted both of our time with this pointless post, so being the merciful person I am, I will end here with this wonderfully artistic depiction of my feelings.
It pains me to blog about commonplace things like school and books and life, when in actuality I am supposed to be giving you some sexy snog scenes to read, but life is full of shattered hopes and broken promises and such things. I will however, mercifully spare you all by NOT fangirling about Nicholas Hoult's hands, eyes, nose, body and
Having waited half an hour after typing that, and deciding not to talk about things that require talking about, like the lack of appreciation for non-political or social comics in India or the ridiculous ideologies of the teachers in our school, I have decided I will talk about Seth Meyer's smile.
For once, I actually watched a whole Saturday Night Live episode (cue clapping and cheering and noting down of this incident - maybe next year we'll have a Google doodle just for it) and while I have seen bits of 'The Weekend Update' before, I truly fell in love with Seth's smile this time. In fact, so in love with his smile was I that I proceeded to say a thing so drastic (true, but drastically so) that the people who know of my obsessions would quite possibly faint.
Seth Meyers has a smile more amazingly wonderful than Nicholas Hoult's.
Nicholas has a smile worthy of an angel, the way it's all so shy and adorable with his lips the way they are. I would make sweet love to him every time he smiled, and I'd say things just to make him smile (that's a lot of sex, I know).
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| Such feels |
Kindly note, however, this doesn't mean I will stop fangirling about Nick. As I said, shattered hopes are what life is all about. However, I might actually watch SNL regularly, so jolly good. Anyway, I have successfully wasted both of our time with this pointless post, so being the merciful person I am, I will end here with this wonderfully artistic depiction of my feelings.
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