Friday, 13 May 2016

Obligatory Summer Fling Post

  Send me boys and girls, blah blah blah. For me to kiss, blah blah blah. Despite the heat, I need some heat, blah blah blah.
  I'm not in the mood for this, because it is a) far too hot, and b) all the single ladies.

  Truthfully, I wouldn't mind a summer fling, but all the people I know are either louts or unwilling or would mind a summer fling; And to top it all, they don't even know any other cute people who'd be interested in some ding-a-linging (I am never saying that again) (unless it annoys the Pinafore, then I'll use it every time I see her).

  All in all, I just feel obliged to bang out some crap about relationships, like I normally do when the seasons change. However, I have no inspiration, and no wise words. I am content. I will have my little crushes and big crushes and forever crushes (Chase, baby) and on-and-off crushes.

  I am happily sad this summer. 

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